So, the wise asses over at TMZ think I look like a muppet do they. Well, at least I don’t need puppet strings to hold my dick up, while I’m banging pornstarts. Hiyo!

Check out the rest of their “Celebrity Muppets” here.

LOS ANGELES — Ron Jeremy was signing autographs and posed for pictures for an enthusiastic group at adult fan show Adultcon at the Beamonstar booth, which was promoting its male enhancement products. The three-day expo featured dozens of porn stars, models and adult entertainment companies.

“It’s amazing how recognizable our ExtenZe brand has become thanks in part to endorsements from industry stars like Ron Jeremy,” Beamonstar President Jeff Bolanos said.

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Ashton Kutcher went around name dropping this weekend while talking with reporters about good times with Porn Legend and all around fun guy: me.

[Ashton] recently spoke about the night out, which predated his 2005 marriage to Demi Moore: “I turned $1,000 into $25,000 playing Craps, then ended up on stage with a rap group, with a bottle of champagne in one hand, standing next to Ron Jeremy, rapping to a sea of porn stars and silicone. The rest of the night is fuzzy.”

“I actually might be the only person who didn’t have sex with Ron Jeremy that night. He actually kept introducing me to this woman named Egypt and tried to hook it up but that wasn’t my cup of tea.”

Ashton’s being modest. I banged him too.
Since he’s promoting his movie on my name allow me to promote my movie on his.

Check out Spunk’d my latest release and a clever little twist on Ashton’s Mtv series: Punk’d. Join Gashton Cootcher as he Spunks Lindsay Blowhan, Hairless Hilton, Mary-Kate and Ashley Holesen, Wilmer Balled-yer-mama, Dumi Moore, Cumdoleezza Rice and other celebrities! The chicks in this movie are MAD hot! They all get completely naked, bone guys, and bone each other! Oh, and their acting is also fantastic.

Source: Fametastic

-R

Hey guys, just got back from the Exxxotica Miami show down in Florida, and let me tell you it was fucking awesome.

Those Floridians know how to live it up…the show was fun but at night things got really interesting, I’ll save that for a different post. For now let’s just say that it was really nice to be down there meeting my fans, signing autographs, and reconnecting with some old friends and colleagues.

Stay tuned for some more pictures and stories from my trip when I get some more downtime. Until then, take it easy.

-R

You can tell just by looking at me that I love to eat. Among my favorites is the occasional bucket of fried chicken. So you know it’s hard for me to do this but I’m giving up the Colonel.

Enough with the disgusting, factory raised chickens. We’re in the age of ‘green’ technologies and socially conscious living, get with the program already.

Until you can reform your evil ways, I’m afraid you’re dead to me KFC.

-R

Pianist is not a typo.

People are always surprised to learn I play the piano. They’re even more surprised When I play ‘Chopsticks’ with my balls.

That’s another blog post.

-R

Upstart wrestling federation NRPW is pleased to announce the signing of two superstars, Ron Jeremy and Sean Casey!

Adult and mainstream star Ron Jeremy, sponsored by Hotmovies.com, is the official color commentator for the federation. Ron will appear on the first two exciting DVDs set for street release within weeks, to be distributed by IVD Exclusives (www.ivd1.com). You may recall, Ron was last seen at the end a nasty confrontation (broadcast on TMZ) between Craig Valentine and Evan Stone! Check out the video link here.

The feud between the two has since escalated, involving Craig stealing Evan’s prized Rolex Watch, and Evan ‘busting up’ Craig in a tussle of sorts! Check out the video link here.

Now, Ron has declared that if these two don’t get a grip soon and settle their differences, he may have to step in the ring and show them who the real hardcore champ is – and take the belt himself!

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I’ll be doing Jimmy Kimmel on April 7th.

Then maybe I’ll swing by his show for an interview.

Zing!

In the meantime check out my general review on the celebrity sex tape fad (hint: I love them).

-R

TorrentFreak doesn’t like my attitude towards piracy.

Here’s their justification for theft.

There is no doubt that adult clips are widely shared on the Internet, especially via BitTorrent. Approximately 5% of all files being shared on public BitTorrent trackers are adult content, and most of these files are copyrighted. On top of that, sites such as Empornium, PureTnA and Cheggit solely focus on sharing porn, and are among the most popular private BitTorrent trackers on the Internet.

Here’s my response.

I know you guys are real savvy with you torrents and tube sites, you could probably get away with never paying for porn again. But you know what’ll happen then? The big companies will take their big tits and go home. Then you’ll be stuck with free tube sites chock full of poorly rendered re-runs and the worst in amateur offerings.

Back from England, happy to be driving on the right/correct side of the road again

-R

I’m hanging out in the ‘ol UK right now.

Check out this commercial I did over here a few years ago. I play a tv repair man in this steamy advert (that’s what they call them here).

I should be state side again in no time. Until then, take a look at my shiny new site. Be sure to check out some porn and funny videos below.

Still working out the bugs - everything should be tip top in the next week.

Thanks for being a pal,

-R